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Chronicles of the First Celtic-Lemur Galactic War
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Apr 12, 7:28am
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The Rolling Thanes launch new album for Fetid Species Awareness Week
So I return from my travels to find much commotion in Castle Thomond. It seems the evil leader of the malodorous lemurs (e.g., viz. EMMUTTMAX, op. cit., ibid.) has caused extreme irritation by attempting to upstage the much heralded world tour by the Celtic rock legends, The Rolling Thanes. The tour marks the launch of their bestselling album Lambasting the Lemur in honour of Fetid Species Awareness Week.
It seems that in the absence of the Thane leader abroad, the fiddling furball produced an anemic pirate version of our album cover and attempted to pass it off as some "Made in Madagascar" ripoff by so-called "Stoned Lemurs" and titled Music By Which to Malign Thanes.
As is obvious from the superior quality of the Rolling Thanes album, nobody will be fooled by the hastily cobbled fabrication, coming from a species that considers nit-picking an artistic (probably even musical) activity. True, lemurs are permanently stoned, but no one is likely to pay for recordings of the discordant sounds emanating from their disgusting bodies.
The title track of the Rolling Thanes album, Let's Spend the Night Lambasting Lemurs, has already climbed to the top of the Celtic charts, and the follow-up track Little Rank Rodents is especially popular in the Thomond cat community.
With something for everyone, jazz fans have been raving about the Rolling Thanes venture into their field with the toe-tapping Horny Tonk Lemur and the catchy Tell Me You're Fucking Off has become just that with young Celtic warriors - a cool popular catch-phrase.
While reviewers declare themselves mightily pleased with Lambasting the Lemur, I must confess that for myself, the Rolling Thanes greatest song will always be the early smash hit that launched them - I Can't Get No Rat in Traction (and I tried).
[For newcomers who have no idea what's going on here, the first (sticky) post at the Chronicles of the Celtic-Lemur Galactic War explains all. Speaking of which, if you want to help me get that rat in traction, here's where you need to go]
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