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Dave: Quite Interesting Facts: Worlds ten oldest jokes: Aug 2, 3:43am 11 reviews humor
http://uktv.co.uk/dave/item/aid/604717

Top 10 useless inventions - Times Online: Feb 13, 9:00am 1 review humor
http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/entrepreneur/article3264420.ece

YouTube - Hard n Phirm Effinfunny Performance - El Corazon: Jan 25, 9:10am 0 review humor, video
http://video.stumbleupon.com/?p=za7eo0z2vu

Twenty Major - Still smoking in Dublin bars: Nov 23, 2007 7:24am 4 reviews humor
http://twentymajor.net/; Drinks all round from Jimmy the Bollix Twenty Major is an Irish blogger named after a once-popular lethal brand of unfiltered tar-filled cigarettes called Major, sold in packs of twenty. He says he still smokes in Dublin bars despite the Irish smoking ban. His blog is famed for foul-mouthed rants about life in Ireland and its politicians ("cunts"), and for its ghastly puns based on 80s pop music. I've put it on RSS feed so I can read every post - and so it seems does most of Ireland. Twenty drinks in Ron's bar with his friends Jimmy the Bollix, Stinking Pete, Dirty Dave, and Lucky Luciano (all believed to be real Dublin civil servants). He has a dog called Bastardface ("enormous and eats testicles") and a cat he rescued from a city canal. "He's called Throatripper and he kills stuff." He has won the Irish Blog Awards categories of best blog post, most humorous blog, and overall best blog, two years running. He won the 'Best blogger' award of the Irish Internet Association in the Net Visionary Awards 2006. This year Twenty Major has signed a two book deal with Hodder, making him the first Irish blogger to be offered a book deal. The first, The Order of the Phoenix Park, will feature characters and themes from the blog and is due out next spring. Here's Twenty's blog on England's disastrous soccer performances this season, which led to the spectacular firing of the England manager yesterday after Croatia defeated the England team 3-2: brring brring "Hello?" "Hello Twenty, it's me Dirty Dave." "What's up, Dave." "Just applied for a new job." "Oh." "Don't you want to know what it is?" "No." "I'll tell you anyway. I applied to be the manager of the England football team." "Why would you want to do that? If ever a job was a poisoned chalice it's that one. The press intrusion into your life will be relentless, they'll build you up and then just wait to knock you down again. Everything you do will be held up to incredible scrutiny and you'll have cunts like Alan Hansen and Mark Lawrenson dissecting every decision you make. Then, of course, you'll have to manage cunts like John Terry, Frank Lampard and Steven "Stevie G" Gerrard, and live with the spectre of 1966 hanging over you." "Yeah, it's a no-win situation but they pay is great and even if you fuck it up, which I invariably will, you still get paid millions of pounds just to go away. How fucking thick are they?" "Based on recent decisions I'd say just about thick enough to give you the job, Dave." "Hurrah" click

http://www.funny.com/_fc/0/2/fn.5621.jpg: Oct 19, 2007 10:02am 60 reviews humor
http://www.funny.com/_fc/0/2/fn.5621.jpg

The New York Times - Breaking News, World News &Multimedia: Oct 11, 2007 2:25pm 129 reviews humor, news, humour, seinfeld
http://www.nytimes.com/; Gopalakrishnamachar is werry werry bad man I can only give you a link to the New York Times front - they don't do links to ads, but I thought you Stumblers shouldn't miss this one. If Americans have a dead-tree copy, it's on Page C6, lower left hand column, suburban CT issue. Let us begin: Quote: "I Babu Venkatesha, son of Gopalakrishnamachar Kadambisrnasa Iyengar, born on May 15, 1957, do hereby state and notify the general public at large that I have changed my name from Babu Venkatesha Gopalakrishnamachar to Babu Venkatesha, with immediate effect." What's the matter with our Babu? Deported again? Has he fallen out with his Dad? "Papa Gopalakrishnamachar is werry werry werry bad man. He told me to open Pakistani restaurant." By Allah Sir, Jerry Seinfeld will hear of this. [PICTURE: "Mr. Seinfeld is weryy werry werry bad man."]